Bad Softball Joke

On the last day of tournament the coach was talking to one of his players. "Look, here is 5 bucks," he said. "Go out and buy a new ball or something....anything that will help us win." The game began and the coach noticed that the same old ball was being used. He called his player over and asked "what did you do with the 5 bucks I gave you?" The player replied, "well, you said anything to help us win so I gave it to the umpire."